sábado, 29 de marzo de 2008

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Bien....cotilleando en el blog de un amigo, he encontrado esto. Normalmente este tipo de escritos me parecen sexistas, pero no sé por qué, este me ha hecho gracia(quizá me he visto reflejada??).
En cualquier caso, ahí va, para nosotras, para vosotros, para todos...;D

NUEVE PALABRAS QUE LAS MUJERES UTILIZAN :

1.) VALE: Esta es la palabra que las mujeres utilizan para finalizar una discusión cuando han decidido que ellas tienen la razón y ahora debes callarte.
2.) CINCO MINUTOS: Si se esta arreglando, significa MEDIA HORA. CINCO MINUTOS son solo cinco minutos si te han concedido cinco minutos adicionales para terminar de ver el partido antes de salir para ayudar con la compra.
3.) NADA: Es la calma antes de la tormenta. Significa ALGO. Y deberías estar totalmente alerta. Discusiones que empiezan con NADA, normalmente acaban con VALE (Ver punto 1).
4.) NO HAY PROBLEMA (también ADELANTE-HAZLO o NO-NO ME MOLESTA): Es un reto, y para nada darte permiso. Ni se te ocurra hacerlo!
5.) GRAN SUSPIRO: En realidad, es una palabra pero habitualmente los hombres no la entienden. Un suspiro alto y claro significa que ella piensa que eres idiota y se pregunta por qué esta perdiendo el tiempo discutiendo sobre NADA (Ver punto 3 para entender)
6.) MUY BIEN: Esta es una de las frases mas peligrosas que una mujer puede decir a un hombre. MUY BIEN significa que ella meditará cuidadosamente antes de decidir cómo y cuándo pagarás por tu equivocación.
7.) GRACIAS: Una mujer te agradece algo. No preguntes. No dudes. Solo di DE NADA.
8.) ES IGUAL (también TU MISMO): Es la forma femenina de mandarte a la mierda.
9.) TRANQUILO, LO HE ENTENDIDO (también LO HE PILLADO): Otra frase peligrosa donde las haya, que significa que aunque la mujer ha dicho al hombre en repetidas ocasiones que haga algo, finalmente lo esta haciendo ella misma.


Esto más tarde empujará al hombre a preguntar ¿QUE PASA?' Para saber la respuesta de la mujer, ver punto 3.

OTRAS FRASES QUE QUIEREN AÑADIR EXPERTOS EN EL TEMA Y QUE SEGURO NOS SERÁN DE AYUDA.

10.)TENEMOS QUE... : Se utiliza para que no suene a orden pero realmente significa "Tienes que..." por ejemplo "Tenemos que sacar la basura" realmente quiere decir "Ve y tira la basura".


Pues nada chicos, ya sabéis nuestros secretos, a ver si os sirve de algo...
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24 comentarios:

circe dijo...

Ja ja ja es buenísimo. Yo también me sentí identificado con lo cual el post va a tener razón... Me quedo con el " tú mismo" ja ja ja

VILASMALT dijo...

Que razón tienen estos postulados. Aunque un poco machistas, no desmerecen. Un saludo desde el lado oscuro estrenando nuevo blog (si, soy j.j. con 32...)

patri dijo...

Circe,me alegra no ser la única identificada...

j.j ,genial verte por aquí! otro bloggero de blogger!!bien, ahora tendré que visitar tus dos blogs....en fin , haré el esfuerzo...jejeje ;D
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Edu dijo...

A ver si ahora puedo...
No vuelvas a usar eso del chantaje emocional conmigo, jo...
Ahora tendrás que sufrirme, puedo ser muy muy pesado, pesadiiiiisimo.
Saludos desertora.

patri dijo...

Hola Edu!!!!!!!!! qué ilusión verte por aquí... ves como si quieres, puedes?? ;D
Soy muy buena con los chantajes emocionales..jejeje.Es broma.
Estoy encantada de sufrirte, aquí o en el otro lado, como prefieras.
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KUKA dijo...

Me he reido un montón, y la verdad es que estos hombres, hay veces que no se enteran de nada.....

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