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9.) TRANQUILO, LO HE ENTENDIDO (también LO HE PILLADO): Otra frase peligrosa donde las haya, que significa que aunque la mujer ha dicho al hombre en repetidas ocasiones que haga algo, finalmente lo esta haciendo ella misma.


Esto más tarde empujará al hombre a preguntar ¿QUE PASA?' Para saber la respuesta de la mujer, ver punto 3.

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10.)TENEMOS QUE... : Se utiliza para que no suene a orden pero realmente significa "Tienes que..." por ejemplo "Tenemos que sacar la basura" realmente quiere decir "Ve y tira la basura".


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